yrlocalgaykid:

my talents include:
-liking girls
-admiring girls
-thinking gay thoughts™
-loving girls
-worshipping girls
-dreaming about having a gf
-being a Gay
-looking at girls
-caring about girls
-crushing on girls

(Source: timotaychalamet, via happiest)

(via straightboyfriend)

averagefairy:

rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum:

averagefairy:

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

(via confirmance)

whatsgoodra:

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

(Source: luzonbleedingheart, via zackisontumblr)

iamthewhitegirl:

a dog gave birth to puppies by the road and was given a ticket for littering

(via confirmance)

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via ruinedchildhood)

peanutsfeelings:

“Snoopy, come home”, 1972.

(via confirmance)